In preparation for DINOvember, I was brainstorming fun, dino related things to post about throughout the month. I thought dino jokes would be fun, so, I started googling. And I was not disappointed! I am a huge fan of a good dad joke, so a lot of these will probably lead to more eye rolls than belly laughs, but I couldn’t resist. So without further ado, and in no particular order, here are my favorite dino jokes:
- What do you call a group of dinosaurs that sing?
- A Tyranno-chorus!
- Which is the dinosaurs’ least favorite reindeer?
- Comet!
- What do you call a dino who hates losing?
- A saur loser!
- What did dinosaurs use to make their hot dogs?
- Jurassic pork!
- What dinosaurs are the first to respond to a crime scene?
- Tricera-cops!
- What kind of dinosaur will you always find at the rodeo?
- A bronco-saurus!
- What kind of dinosaurs make the best professors?
- Philoso-raptors!
- What do you call a dinosaur fart?
- A blast from the past!
- What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a firework?
- Dino-mite!
- What is a dinosaur’s favorite quote?
- “Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”
- Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
- He could really spike the ball!
- Which dinosaur had to wear glasses?
- Tyrannosaurus specs!
And finally, I had to save the best for last. This one actually got a laugh out of me, rather than just a chuckle. And every time I tell it to someone, I end up laughing before I can even get to the punch line. So, the best dino joke of all time…..
Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. “I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks hard. “Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy, piece of meat.” Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him. Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder. “I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!” Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him. The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks even harder than the previous dinosaurs. “I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!”
So, which was your favorite? How many times did you roll your eyes? Did your favorite dino joke make the list? If not, leave it in the comments, I’d love to hear it!
Cute! Made me giggle.